Kingdom of Chaos

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)

brttny32194:

stolenpandorica:

It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

I FUCKINGHATE THAT

THIS.

hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

(Source: deactivatingsoon)

willyumbeckett:

one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”

whereischarleslee:

brittabagels:

getting sad because my controller requires 2 hands and thus I have no hands to eat with 

my entire life in one text post

(Source: badgedaled)